My Wife has told me she is on strike. No cooking, cleaning or nookie till I change my ways - what should i do?

Youve been lettin her read too many girly mags, loads of rebelious crap in there, step one is to burn them and stop her from phonin or seein her mates, that way she wont get an opinion. Most women get ideas from others through a "collective" intellect if u can call it that?. Put ur foot down my son and tell er to stop dreamin and get back in the kitchen, go for a pint and expect dinner on the table 5.00 clock sharp!