What is the fastest way I can get into the Christian hell?

You are there already. It is earth!!! Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ is testing you here on earth. I will pray for you that you repent your sins and love the Lord with all your heart so I meet you in Heaven. Trust me my friend, it is living hell here on earth. Look at the book of Revelations and tell me that the Bible is a hoax. War, floods, typhoons, etc., Need I say more....do some studying here you will change your mind I will pray for you each and every night. God Bless you.